First day on Mastodon:
"Wow this so cool! Just like Twitter without all the silly people"!
*runs back to Twitter*
"Guys! You should try Mastodon! It's basically the same as here, don't worry"!
Second day on Mastodon:
"I see a lot of people from Twitter already reproducing the same shit :(... Why"?
I wonder how we made it this far as a species.